Charlie
09-06-2008, 01:55
The first day that he started school
He got punched out, and thrown in the trash can
His parents never thought it was cool
They never thought it would make him a man
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Yeah, they went to the principals office that day
Little bitch boy standing by their side
They demanded that he get some special attention
Or else, they would pay the price
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
So when no one could see what was going on
They all huddled up in the showers
And they gave him an extra curricular lesson
He should've never, never learned
And when he finally made it up to seventeen
He took his boyfriend steven to the junior prom
Then he called up chris, for a little extra favor
Said "wear your best dress, and bring the pom poms"
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
He graduated with honors when he turned 18
He made it to a college with a lot of prestige
He moved to san francisco, on bended knee
Then he tied the knot with Steven through a pedophile priest
But not much later did he learn
That Steven, oh Steven had an STD
And he never really could figure out why
So they cuddled, they snuggled, and they bundled
Their last days together, until the moment that he died
No, little bitch boy never made it to the funeral
He couldn't even find the strength to go on
He took a bottle of viagra that was hidden in the stable
Ate 'em one-by-one until they were all gone
He got a rush of blood that he couldn't contain
His face turned red, his crotch started to swell
Up to thirteen times it's normal size
Then it exploded all over the kitchen
With no time at all, no time at all to say goodbye
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Some might say they died in the name of love
Some might say it was a little of that human touch
Some might even say they were destined
To be together for eternity, evermore
But I say they both got what they deserved in the end (in the end)
And what comes around, you know, will always go around (go around)
See, I'm a god-fearing son of a man, and I grew up a man, myself
And little bitch boy should've known it was better in the closet, than up on a shelf
So hang up the fashion lines, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
Paint that corvette black, instead of pink and white, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
And let go of your boyfriends dick, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
And at the very least, consider sleeping with a dyke, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Little bitch boy (ah, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Little bitch boy (ain't he cute)
Little bitch boy (FUCK NO!)
He got punched out, and thrown in the trash can
His parents never thought it was cool
They never thought it would make him a man
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Yeah, they went to the principals office that day
Little bitch boy standing by their side
They demanded that he get some special attention
Or else, they would pay the price
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
So when no one could see what was going on
They all huddled up in the showers
And they gave him an extra curricular lesson
He should've never, never learned
And when he finally made it up to seventeen
He took his boyfriend steven to the junior prom
Then he called up chris, for a little extra favor
Said "wear your best dress, and bring the pom poms"
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
He graduated with honors when he turned 18
He made it to a college with a lot of prestige
He moved to san francisco, on bended knee
Then he tied the knot with Steven through a pedophile priest
But not much later did he learn
That Steven, oh Steven had an STD
And he never really could figure out why
So they cuddled, they snuggled, and they bundled
Their last days together, until the moment that he died
No, little bitch boy never made it to the funeral
He couldn't even find the strength to go on
He took a bottle of viagra that was hidden in the stable
Ate 'em one-by-one until they were all gone
He got a rush of blood that he couldn't contain
His face turned red, his crotch started to swell
Up to thirteen times it's normal size
Then it exploded all over the kitchen
With no time at all, no time at all to say goodbye
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Some might say they died in the name of love
Some might say it was a little of that human touch
Some might even say they were destined
To be together for eternity, evermore
But I say they both got what they deserved in the end (in the end)
And what comes around, you know, will always go around (go around)
See, I'm a god-fearing son of a man, and I grew up a man, myself
And little bitch boy should've known it was better in the closet, than up on a shelf
So hang up the fashion lines, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
Paint that corvette black, instead of pink and white, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
And let go of your boyfriends dick, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
And at the very least, consider sleeping with a dyke, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Little bitch boy (ah, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Little bitch boy (ain't he cute)
Little bitch boy (FUCK NO!)