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Charlie
09-06-2008, 01:55
The first day that he started school
He got punched out, and thrown in the trash can
His parents never thought it was cool
They never thought it would make him a man

Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy

Yeah, they went to the principals office that day
Little bitch boy standing by their side
They demanded that he get some special attention
Or else, they would pay the price

Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy

So when no one could see what was going on
They all huddled up in the showers
And they gave him an extra curricular lesson
He should've never, never learned

And when he finally made it up to seventeen
He took his boyfriend steven to the junior prom
Then he called up chris, for a little extra favor
Said "wear your best dress, and bring the pom poms"

Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy

He graduated with honors when he turned 18
He made it to a college with a lot of prestige
He moved to san francisco, on bended knee
Then he tied the knot with Steven through a pedophile priest

But not much later did he learn
That Steven, oh Steven had an STD
And he never really could figure out why
So they cuddled, they snuggled, and they bundled
Their last days together, until the moment that he died

No, little bitch boy never made it to the funeral
He couldn't even find the strength to go on
He took a bottle of viagra that was hidden in the stable
Ate 'em one-by-one until they were all gone

He got a rush of blood that he couldn't contain
His face turned red, his crotch started to swell
Up to thirteen times it's normal size
Then it exploded all over the kitchen
With no time at all, no time at all to say goodbye

Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy

Some might say they died in the name of love
Some might say it was a little of that human touch
Some might even say they were destined
To be together for eternity, evermore

But I say they both got what they deserved in the end (in the end)
And what comes around, you know, will always go around (go around)
See, I'm a god-fearing son of a man, and I grew up a man, myself
And little bitch boy should've known it was better in the closet, than up on a shelf

So hang up the fashion lines, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
Paint that corvette black, instead of pink and white, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
And let go of your boyfriends dick, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)
And at the very least, consider sleeping with a dyke, little bitch boy (little bitch boy)

Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy
Little bitch boy (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Little bitch boy (ah, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Little bitch boy (ain't he cute)
Little bitch boy (FUCK NO!)

Z
09-06-2008, 19:37
Well it's definitely original but quite coarse as well. The overall message, if I understand it correctly, is a bit uncongenial.

How I understand it:
A gay kid got picked on in school, raped in the showers, married his college sweetheart (another gay guy), and was married by a pedophile priest only for his sweetheart to die of an STD and the original gay guy to OD on viagra and lethally blow his manhood off while in a state of mourning.

But you say they deserve it because "what goes around comes around" (which I don't really understand because I don't get what 'went around' that lethally karma'd them. Weren't they they victims in the story? The "they deserved it" line sort of makes it sound like they're the villains somehow.

In any case, it's a song that would probably be tough to market but kudos, I suppose, on the creativity portion of it. I must admit, I think you're the first to come up with a viagra-related penis explosion death, heh.

deathofcheese
09-06-2008, 21:45
Have you ever considered seeing a psychiatrist? It's one thing if this is all a joke, but I wouldn't really define it as rational thought.

I do have to say it's creative, though.

Charlie
09-06-2008, 21:47
Thanks for pointing that out to me. I corrected the error.

Charlie
09-06-2008, 21:49
Have you ever considered seeing a psychiatrist? It's one thing if this is all a joke, but I wouldn't really define it as rational thought.

I do have to say it's creative, though.


It's half-and-half. I wrote it as a joke (my own thoughts towards gays wouldn't in seriousness be THIS extreme in any way), but as a Christian, I do have at least some values. As I've stated before. Promoting homosexuality isn't one of them.

deathofcheese
09-06-2008, 21:58
I respect your views, but not promoting isn't exactly the same as vilifying it as if it is worse than raping little children.

Gio Takahashi
09-06-2008, 22:45
Heh. this one's pretty mild compared to most of his older work.