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MacheteJones
12-17-2008, 00:09
Hello, my name is Jimmy. I'm not-so-commonly known in the online gaming world as Elseif and/or Machete Jones, or some derivative of either.

More importantly, I'm a real person. I'm 25 and have a wonderful wife, in fact we just celebrated our first year together on the 15th of this month. I play guitar, sing, and lead worship in my church. I graduated from Alderson-Broaddus College in May this year with a B.S. in Computer Science. I was blessed with the opportunity to be a roommate of Bloodcinder and, later on, of Lately, who I understand is also a new member here. I consider them both close friends and brothers of a sort that isn't found in many places.

There is a lot more to be written, but then that would take the fun out of getting to know me. There may be a limited quantity of said fun to be had in the first place, so let's save what little we have to work with. Have a good day.

Bloodcinder
12-17-2008, 00:13
FIRST

MacheteJones
12-17-2008, 00:16
Man, you've got more Karma than Chameleon. Or something.

Bloodcinder
12-17-2008, 00:20
It's from tons and tons of excessive repetitious dirty masturbation.

MacheteJones
12-17-2008, 00:34
That certainly isn't why my points just went from 10 to 559, is it?

SpaceProg
12-17-2008, 00:34
Hiya. Welcome to UEF. Stick around and don't let BC's incessant masturbation scare you away.

deathofcheese
12-17-2008, 00:53
o hai dere welkom

I keep hearing "I'm Machete Jones, bitch!" in my head. At least it's not "I'm Machete Jones' bitch!" amirite?

Bloodcinder
12-17-2008, 00:55
I keep hearing "I'm Machete Jones, bitch!" in my head.
CHARLES NO

Trogdor
12-17-2008, 01:23
Welcome, and happy anniversary! :emot-partyblower:

Lately
12-17-2008, 01:36
What he hasn't told you is how often we wipe in Left 4 Dead, Final Fantasy XI, Anarchy Online, or pretty much any other game, right after he cries out, "I'm Machete Jones!" over the voice chat.

And I wouldn't trade the years of experience points, time, or energy lost for how bloody much fun it all was.

Seegtease
12-17-2008, 02:04
Get an avatar so I don't have to read your name and can just look at a picture, thx!

Oh, and welcome.

MacheteJones
12-17-2008, 02:16
See, I don't much like the personality of Leroy Jenkins, but I admire him as a master tactician and strategist. His fighting style and finesse are unmatched.

Wait. They're the same as mine.

Gerrymander
12-17-2008, 05:18
YES

Another musician. I no longer feel so alone.

Bloodcinder
12-17-2008, 11:25
Oh, both of them are musicians, actually, Teej. I think Lately just failed to mention it, maybe?

Lately
12-17-2008, 14:13
I did fail to mention it lately. We like 'em thur git-tars.

Z
12-17-2008, 14:22
Holla^2! Welcome and I hope you like it here ;)

chefTENGU
12-17-2008, 17:24
Howdy to you both.

Gio Takahashi
12-17-2008, 23:41
Welcome

Z
12-17-2008, 23:43
...TO THUNDERDOME!!

deathofcheese
12-18-2008, 17:35
Two men enter, one man leaves.

Bloodcinder
12-18-2008, 17:48
What, does one of them lose his wiener in the process?

dinowoman
12-20-2008, 13:21
I see I'm starting to have the same effect on this forum as on one of the others I belong to - I can't post for a few days and while I'm away a load of new people join. Are they trying to tell me something? :p

Anyway, pleased to meet both of you. You sound fun. :)

*Goes off to look for Lately's welcome thread. (I presume there is one.)*