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How old do you think i am?
Gio Takahashi
07-01-2008, 10:41
Oh boy. I can think of many ways that can go wrong in this thread.
Bloodcinder
07-01-2008, 10:41
As far as I know, you've never answered the question, right, Frozen?
tjkitsune
07-01-2008, 10:43
Mentally, or physically?
Mentally, or physically?
Both.
Bloodcinder
07-01-2008, 10:45
People who won't tell their age online are either really young or really old, and you're definitely not really old. With the age breakdown in the poll, it appears you have higher accuracy in the young range, suggesting you are in fact young unless you designed the poll that way to trick us, which is not a foresight I think would be typical of you.
However, I've been assuming you're 16.
Gio Takahashi
07-01-2008, 10:47
based on when you joined this forums, and your time with Neowin, my guess is 18 or 19, physically.
Mentally? I'd say 13.
People who won't tell their age online are either really young or really old, and you're definitely not really old. With the age breakdown in the poll, it appears you have higher accuracy in the young range, suggesting you are in fact young unless you designed the poll that way to trick us, which is not a foresight I think would be typical of you.
However, I've been assuming you're 16.
I am both and i am nether young or old.I would not trick you i am an honest woman i am not a trickster i am a liar.
Double Post
based on when you joined this forums, and your time with Neowin, my guess is 18 or 19, physically.
Mentally? I'd say 13.
The sky is blue the grass is yellow the desset is orango buldings are blacker and your not oyu yes i am me.
Gio Takahashi
07-01-2008, 10:52
:wtf:
What?
:wtf:
What?
I am a wallrus! How old are wallruses at adult stage?
Bloodcinder
07-01-2008, 10:53
Will you reveal your age when this contest is over to your satisfaction?
Will you reveal your age when this contest is over to your satisfaction?
Yes whith in a 5 year range.
tjkitsune
07-01-2008, 10:56
I am both and i am nether young or old.I would not trick you i am an honest woman i am not a trickster i am a liar.
Double Post
The sky is blue the grass is yellow the desset is orango buldings are blacker and your not oyu yes i am me.
I'm royally confused by this.. You're female? But you claim to be a liar, so therefore, are you really a male?
And what's the whole thing about the sky and grass being yellow mean??
Bloodcinder
07-01-2008, 11:08
Yes whith in a 5 year range.
That's the difference between 16 and 21. That's a lame concession.
That's the difference between 16 and 21. That's a lame concession.
I am not much older or younger than you.
Bloodcinder
07-01-2008, 11:16
Then I'm assuming you're between 18 and 23 based on those details.
Gio Takahashi
07-01-2008, 11:32
Still think he's either 18 and 19
Still think he's either 18 and 19
What makes you think that? what if im 50?
Gio Takahashi
07-01-2008, 11:45
Then you have issues.
Then what is a retarded person have? I'm not saying im retarded it's a figure of speach.
Bloodcinder
07-01-2008, 12:12
A retarded person has a mental disability, which is an issue, connotations be damned.
You are eternal.
Forever stuck at 12.
You are eternal.
Forever stuck at 12.
Damn it were is that attempting to give damn gif.
deathofcheese
07-01-2008, 13:13
12 < Frozen's Age < 18
Arainach
07-01-2008, 14:24
On a scale of mental maturity, you're somewhere in the range of -3. As that's biologically and physically impossible (even if the Christians are right, I doubt God creates souls 2.5 years in advance to keep a stock of spares), I've got 2 things to go on:
* you apparently have the physical dexterity to type (because no one in their right mind would ever release a speech or text recognition software that bad)
* you clearly find your actions amusing and possibly even take them seriously.
As such, I'm going to cast my vote for 11.
I voted twelve.
Poor understanding of the English language + Constant Need of Attention = preteen to teenager.
That's not an insult, just my educated guess. And since the revelation of your true age isn't going to be much of a revelation at all, this will probably be the last time I check out this thread.
Bloodcinder
07-01-2008, 15:36
No, Zac, you have to stay for the exciting conclusion! [Face of oh my gosh.]
SomaticCorpse
07-01-2008, 15:47
Edit: Sorry, got the wrong premise behind the poll...
I'm gonna guess somewhere between 19 and 21!?
Gio Takahashi
07-01-2008, 16:00
If he was 12, then he had to be seven years old when he joined the forums, back then he even started the infamous "Nude Members Picture Thread", though we banned him on, or near the same day.
Just thinking of that, I underestimated his age. instead of 18~19, he was probably 15 or 16 back then, which places him to 20 or 21, also, somebody posted a picture of him, and he appeared to be 15ish back then.
Seegtease
07-01-2008, 19:12
Unless you're under 5 or over 100, I guessed correctly on the poll.
Arainach
07-01-2008, 21:38
...or if he's 6, 7, 9, or 10.
Seegtease
07-02-2008, 18:04
True, how silly of me to assume he'd include all ages in between.
How long before we find out what the actual age is?
How long before we find out what the actual age is?
It's 19.
Seegtease
07-02-2008, 19:51
Oh my goodness, the disorder is that bad? I'm so sorry.
Bloodcinder
07-02-2008, 19:51
Oh my goodness, the disorder is that bad? I'm so sorry.
ROFL
Well, I was off by three. So, are you in college or high school or neither?
deathofcheese
07-02-2008, 20:18
It's the Internet. He could be 9.
However, gratz on coming out. I was just under, though I still stand by my prediction.
Gio Takahashi
07-02-2008, 21:30
OH SHIT I WIN THE INTERNET!
At least in my first guest!
deathofcheese
07-08-2008, 23:49
It's 19.BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Bloodcinder
07-08-2008, 23:54
BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
You stole that from me in chat.
SCREENSHOT OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
If it makes you happy i am any age you want me to be.
deathofcheese
07-08-2008, 23:56
-3 works, right?
So that I can sleep at night, I often imagine that you're a 12 year old who barely grasps the concept of threads, posts, and coherent conversation, let alone how to type properly.
EDIT: show a little more of the convo. I gave you warning that I was doing it and you didn't try to stop me.
Seegtease
07-09-2008, 00:00
You have to remember, he's been around for 5 years. So we have to assume he was capable of something 5 years ago, at least capable of logging into a forum.
Bloodcinder
07-09-2008, 00:07
"I'm doing it" qualifies as giving word? Wow. You are very liberal with use of English, Sechoes.
And by those words I just said, I obviously meant, "Pie is my favorite kind of vacation."
That should be your title.
RonDo was right on the nose, then, eh?
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