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Bloodcinder
07-10-2008, 12:49
I'm not gonna paste the whole article this time... just the teaser and a link. You should check it out.

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/july08/psw_newtitle.gif
At a Glance: This turn-based tactical hentai game features an all-female squad of genetically engineered androids that must stem the tide of rape-frenzied mutants in a post apocalyptic setting that looks notably pre-apocalypse. It's a lot like X-Com, only replace any sort of tactical depth with hardcore pornography.

Language: English text and Japanese women yelling, "Nnn-agh!"

Sexual Content: Lots of goopy penis-shaped tentacles, naked women in torn clothes, and mysterious fluids.

Full article at Something Awful (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hentai-game-reviews/xcom-squad-tentacle.php). (MSFW)

Gio Takahashi
07-10-2008, 13:39
MSFW? Moderately safe for work? Eh?

Bloodcinder
07-10-2008, 13:45
Yes. There's nothing NSFW in the article unless you click on a link to show one of the dirtier images.

llama_egg
07-10-2008, 16:02
A horrible horrible game, it takes everything that is good about SRPG's and KILLS IT. I mean, even the fucking battle system should burn in hell. Rabble rabble rabble.

Seegtease
07-10-2008, 20:03
What's good about SRPGs?

chefTENGU
07-10-2008, 20:05
They're awesome. Case in point: Final Fantasy Tactics, Disgaea, Shining Force

The Moody Ronin
07-10-2008, 20:16
What's good about SRPGs?

I like you. Your girl seems nice, and your kid's a looker. I'd hate to have to hunt you down in front of them, so I'll just forget you said that...>.>


edit: And they're strategy games! *shakes fist*

Seegtease
07-10-2008, 20:22
I thought it stood for Sex RPGs.

The Moody Ronin
07-10-2008, 20:36
I thought it stood for Sex RPGs.

o.O;

...oh wait... well, I guess it's understandable seeing the thread we're in...


edit: See the confusion using the hated acronym causes? So unnecessary...

chefTENGU
07-10-2008, 22:18
Use a Blaze Gun to freeze it in ice.

Only awesome people can get that joke.

The Moody Ronin
07-11-2008, 05:13
I'd rather blame it on God. Make Him do something about it. I don't want to blame myself...